Just thought you should know.

I took my son to dinner tonight. 

 It was just the two of us. 

 We had a very nice time eating

 and talking about his usual interests. 

 Star Wars, Lego's, Lego's that are

 Star Wars,  you get the picture. 

Anyway, when we got in the car

he was a unusually quiet.

  When I was getting ready to pull in my

driveway, he started to speak. 

 Now at this point, after being quiet,

 I thought he was going

to make a sweet statement,

as he has been known to do,

such as, thank you for taking me out

 to dinner or mention what a good time

 we had by ourselves on a "date"

at the restaurant or that we should

do it again next time daddy has to work. 

Comments like this usually come

after a little quiet reflection from him.

The following is what he said:

Boy- "Mom."

Mom-  "Yes honey."

Boy-  "I didn't poop at all yesterday,

 I just thought you should know."

Now you know too.